I have had a shit week at work and I hate the fact that I have to buy nice Christmas gifts for my team, as they are all pissing me off at the moment. Here is what I would really like to give them, but won’t, because I am better than that:
Colleague 1: Angostura bitters for the most bitter person I have ever met.
Colleague 2: A back brace as you have no spine.
Colleague 3: A dictaphone so that you can record your moaning and can just play it on repeat. Or a hula hoop, as you just go round and round in circles all the time.
Ah, that feels better!