Something daft, large and cheap

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We are doing table gifts this year instead of crackers and the limit for each person is £5. Anyone got any ideas of something really daft, big and cheap that’d raise a laugh. Bonus if it can be worn or is inflatable.
Needs to be reasonably family friendly (oldies) but everyone is over 16.

Some brilliant suggestions haha, my offering:

www.smiffys.com/products/banana?variant=7463645315130&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI6Pbu8tnx7AIVcmHmCh2sXwKyEAQYCSABEgKaUPD_BwE

On the banana theme...

www.ebay.co.uk/i/312749952312?chn=ps&norover=1&mkevt=1&mkrid=710-134428-41853-0&mkcid=2&itemid=312749952312&targetid=1000147648220&device=m&mktype=pla&googleloc=1007242&poi=&campaignid=10204071018&mkgroupid=103308035233&rlsatarget=pla-1000147648220&abcId=1145985&merchantid=7265494&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIgNGN79rx7AIVEoFQBh32pgIiEAQYAiABEgKE1fD_BwE

Turkey hat? I’ve become a bit too invested in this now

www.studio.co.uk/shop/gifts---jewellery/gifts-for-men/novelty-gifts-for-him/studio-around-the-head-turkey-christmas-hat-brown-red?source=TK4P&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=--always_on--PLA%20%7C%20Fashion%20-%20Mens%20%7C%20TK4P&utm_term=--P_46335331--&utm_content=--pla--&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIgNGN79rx7AIVEoFQBh32pgIiEAQYASABEgLhb_D_BwE

I bought my very religious sister in law an inflatable Jesus once

Here's another, will still raise a giggle, but without the plastic tat, buy everyone a pair of Christmas Pants!!!

We got an inflatable big hammer one year then did a quiz later on where we bumped someone on the head if they got the wrong answer , like Timmy Mallet. We did have kids there too but I think the adults enjoyed it more ! It was very silly and funny

www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B017E24SYK/?tag=mumsnetforu03-21

Glow in the dark Our Lady of Lourdes? Other glow in the dark statues are available. It's not the biggest though.

www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01D31I37Y/?tag=mumsnetforu03-21
Cardboard cut out Kung full panda? It's almost a metre tall. There's an Angelina Jolie and Kate Middleton for 5.99 but no idea of size.

PLACEMARKING and not ashamed of it!