Funny stocking filler for DH

[princessbear80]

Any ideas for a stocking filler that’ll make him laugh as he unwraps it? I’ve already got chocolates, fudge, and a few practical bits, but really missing the fun factor. Ideally something that isn’t throw away tat. I think that’s why I have a mind block!
Thanks

One of those mugs with a something funny (or rude ) printed on

https://www.findmeagift.co.uk/gifts/grow-your-own-hairy-beaver.html

I've just bought one of these for my dp stocking

Also a personalised medal from Etsy as my family say he needs a medal for putting up with me

Oh my gosh I love that hairy beaver!! Might be a bit inappropriate in front of teenage DSS though. Funny mug might be the way to go. Thank you.

Sprouts crisps.

Card factory are selling these. I will be getting them as a funny present for my DP as he’s basically a 12 year old at heart and finds toilet humour hilarious

My mum got my grandparents after dinner minds called sprout mints. They boast about counteracting the effects of sprouts

Wrapped lump of coal? I'm sure there are some which are sweets in disguise.

If you use an actual sock as a stocking, have its matching one wrapped up inside, so that it becomes a pair of Christmas socks.

Alternatively, give him a challenge to find his stocking (my DH loves this game). Blindfold him and make him find it by feeling about, while everyone else says "hot" and "cold", like in the German game Hit the Pot. Once when we did this, I hung it from the ceiling so that it dangled quite low. He was crawling about, expecting to find it on the floor, but even when he was "hot", he couldn't find it, because it was over his head!

VIP poo spray?