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Elf on the Shelf but wankier...

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3littlemincemeatpies · 22/11/2019 20:33

I have a very imaginative 8 year old who still believes and I absolutely love that she does.

We have always had a naughty Elf that visits her and her big sisters sisters in December and they look forward to him arriving and getting up to mischief, he will be back this year but after 10 years of entertaining him I have kinda lost the love for his shit!!

Dd (who is animal mad) and I have been reading Alison Uttley’s stories for Christmas among other books and the imaginative stories of woodland animals celebrating Christmas, enchanted woods and the calm, Christmas traditions that have become a little lost are really sparking my joy and reminding of the the reasons I started Elf on the shelf in the 1st place.

I had bought her a little Maileg mouse in the sales last year for this Christmas, she is very sweet and is a Christmas edition and comes with a little stocking and I’m thinking of moving her gradually in over the course of December until she arrives on Christmas Eve.

While Dd still truly believes, I know there won’t be many more of it being this special and magical for her (and me) and it makes it seem all the more precious that we are going back exploring and enjoying reading about more simple Christmas’s where the joy and excitement didn’t come from things and people came together and were kind and generous despite having not a lot to give and I’d love to be able to reflect this instead of trashing the house with toilet roll and bastarding flour!!

What ideas can I use to make this fun, magical, nostalgic of times gone by and preferably non messy?

I have a little fairy door and thought that could appear and then items from her (the mouse) and also Christmas themed additions to her door and little house (wicker house shape storage tub I have seen in Zara)

Christmas tree appearing (little branch from our own) Mini mince meat pies to hand out, an activity such as stuffing oranges with cloves are some of the things I have thought of, can anyone help me with anymore?

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SoupDragon · 23/11/2019 09:16

Outsource the elf job to your eldest child!

SoupDragon · 23/11/2019 09:19

As for the Mouse, I would add a decoration to the mouse tree every day.

Do not consider baking and constructing your own gingerbread house as an activity. I did this once when DD was 11 and we still giggle at how I hissed at her to go away why I tried to make the (insert pause for unspoken expletive) thing stand up. She enjoyed decorating it though so a pre bought ready constructed one is good!

3littlemincemeatpies · 23/11/2019 09:20

@SoupDragon while she obviously knows that this stuff isn’t done by an elf, Christmas fairy’s and Santa she definitely still believes in the magic and enjoys it as much as the other two, she’d be so upset if I stopped doing it for her and passed on the role...

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Ylvamoon · 23/11/2019 09:26

Sorry i haven't read the whole tread ...

Our Elves (yes we have 2), are on a spy mission this year! Lots of riddles and glues over several days. And bigger sweets at the end. Elves will be helping out with little hints... it took most of November to plan but should give me a "Elves free " December....

BoomyBooms · 23/11/2019 09:26

What about including a reverse advent somehow? Instead of (or as well as) receiving, your DD finds something in the house to add to a box that gets filled up over the course of the 24 days and then gets given to a food bank to help others have a nicer Xmas! The mouse could be positioned to helpfully suggest an item every now and then?

3littlemincemeatpies · 23/11/2019 10:25

@BoomyBooms love this idea...

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BoomyBooms · 23/11/2019 11:32

@3littlemincemeatpies oh good! I've done it a few years running, with work colleagues, and I've always enjoyed it myself so hopefully there's a bit of Xmas cheer in it for both of you Smile

3littlemincemeatpies · 30/11/2019 18:01

So the little fairy door has appeared and DD is beside herself with excitement...

Definitely not doing something every day but at the moment she is determined is something to do with the dickhead elf or a fairy so I think I might do something to point her in the right direction.

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Barbararara · 30/11/2019 23:35

please update this thread as you go! The dickhead elf is back by popular demand in our house and I need some vicarious wanky elf magic!

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