Nativity plays

[moolady1977]

So it's that time of year that tickets are sold for nativity plays, what's the funniest thing that you have seen/heard at a nativity play from the kids

In her first nativity, aged 3, DD was the Page to the King's/wise men. Every time the Deputy Head who was narrating referred to her as the Page, she would insist her name wasn't Page. He ended up referring to her in the actual play as the Page, XXXX which kept her happy.

In Reception, she was Mary. She had an argument with Joseph on stage and dropped the baby.

This year she is a Midwife, which appears to be the main character. She practices everyday after school. I have a feeling I will know the whole script backwards by December.