You know you live in the uk at Christmas....

[sophisticatedsarcasm]

When the only snow you get is watching the snowman on tv

Just thought a bit of lightheaded fun would relieve a bit of the stress 😊

You don't like sprouts but panic when the supermarket has sold out.
You get up extra early to do your food shop on Christmas Eve, and yet you're still queuing for a space at Sainsbury's carpark.
You have a small domestic about whether to buy Quality Street or Celebrations.
You have to time Christmas dinner around the Queens speech. You then fall asleep whilst watching the speech.

When you are visiting the Uk to see relatives and get excited because there is a Waitrose 11 minutes from your holiday accommodation.