That’s not my Santa..... his sack is too rough

[ihavetogoshoppingnow]

Please tell me it’s not Just DP and I that die laughing at this line 😂😂😂

OmgI almost bought that for DD, I’m glad I didn’t now

😃😅😅😅😅

Yep, tickles me too!

Yup makes me snigger every time!

I also like ‘that’s not my fairy...

... her fan is too furry’

Although I’m not very happy with the message it portrays to my children re female body hair!

😂 DS is getting this book on Christmas Day. Probably should’ve read it first!

Brilliant!

Reminds me of the song When Santa Got Stuck Up The Chimney - my beard is black, there's soot on my sack...

mnxnt42 might buy the fairy one too 😂

Reindeer, PolarBear, Penguin, Snowman......so many Christmassy ones

Off topic but I ran a nursery and the shelf of these were THE most popular books and when I was having a really bad day I put them in rainbow order (arguing with myself about whether pink ame next to red or after purple.....)

My sister would love you lot! She was giggling her head off at this the other day!