One has offended Mother.
DM is very kindly hosting Christmas this year. Every year since I ever remember The Tureens of Plenty come out and are placed in the centre of the table like some steaming Dickensian Christmas vegetable pick-n-mix.
This year we have a pretty busy table with relatives and children and so I suggested, in order to save room and fuss, that she doesn't bother with The Tureens of Plenty and dishes up in the kitchen instead.
Her face......You'd think i'd suggested throwing Tiny Tim himself on the fire. It looks like The Tureens of Plenty are here to stay, and we'll all sit on the floor around the edge of the table and be grateful. 
So, how do you dish yours up? Tureen or not Tureen?