Prank present for DS

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My ds is a practical joker, he is always playing jokes on us.
I want to get him a joke present for Christmas. He has a great sense of humour.
I have bought him proper presents and all the nice bits so it is just a funny extra.
So has anyone any ideas for me?
He is 19.

A personalised T shirt with a funny slogan or line from a movie
A poo emoji cushion
A funny book(My ds is 22 and a fan of the walking dead so I've got him an RIP glenn t shirt and a book which is a guide called How to survive a zombie apocalypse )

Below the belt to keep balls fresh, saw on another thread

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Air Swimmer Clown Fish www.amazon.co.uk/Wow-Stuff-Air-Swimmer-870101-x/dp/B004P2CQM4/ref=pd_lpo_21_bs_t_2?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=177TMFJ0R1407QSCST21
A rubber chicken?

Charity goat, give it to him first and say you decided he had too much so you've donated all his presents to charity instead,

Chocolate covered sprouts 😬

One of those glitter bomb thingies? He needs tobe the one to open it though and it's your house that gets glitter everywhere!

Bucket of water propped over his bedroom door for when he gets up?

Cling film across his door?

I wouldn't find it funny AT ALL but I saw on another thread about a joke scratch card that suggests someone has won £££. I'm not sure I would ever get over the disappointment though.

Thanks for the ideas. Chocolate Brussel sprouts and the fake lottery ticket have being mentioned already by DH. Cling film won't work as he goes to bed after all of us and it being Christmas Eve I need to get as much sleep as possible because youngest dc is only 8 and will be up well before the crack of dawn.

Ah well, if you got bed before him you could tip a box of cornflakes in his bed

Depends on your sense of humour I guess but I was tasked with buying the gift vouchers for the family last year from my 93 year old gran, when asked where he may like a voucher for my DBIL thought it hilarious to say Ann Summers....so to play him at his own game that's exactly what he got (well a £5 one with a larger amount written on it) and with my gran being in on the joke she wrote on the card that she hoped he would find something to his pleasure and satisfaction he was absolutely mortified when he opened it in front of everyone but did find it funny!

Ah unfortunately no Ann Summers around. But that's a good idea.
The cornflakes idea would be good on a different night but on Christmas Eve I don't want younger dc to be woke too early.
I am going shopping in the morning and hopefully I will be able to find something.
Thanks for the suggestions.

My grandad used to make "special" presents for unsuspecting family members. He'd wrap a small thing (usually a cream egg, god knows where he got them in December) up in layers and layers of paper and boxes.

Sounds like your grandad enjoyed a good laugh. I might do the box inside a box inside a box present with something heavy inside to put him off the scent.