'Shit Santa'

[blamethecat]

So for fun between myself and my sister we are doing a 'Shit Santa' a bit like secret Santa but with the most hideous bit of Christmas themed tat we can find, budget of £5. I need help finding the best tat please

Now that is more what I had in mind bonusnewt shame our 'the works' has shut. Will try to find a nearby one !

The 99p shop had vajazzles. A cocktail glass & a handbag design!

Please, please buy the bush baubles OP. They're here within budget.

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bush-Fanny-Hair-Baubles-Christmas-Tree-decs-adult-rude-pussy-secret-Santa-DP1033-/222332334636?hash=item33c40a322c:g:G2MAAOSwXeJYJ0-5

What if your sister/friend/work colleague has a Brazillion? Or a even Hollywood

Hilarious bush baubles! They are beyond tacky

Fear not quinto. Stick on hair is included with the baubles

Bet ifailed feels a prat now.

Thanks for that. No I don't.

It includes a merkin it just gets better!

This is fate...is currently listed at £4.19 plus 79p delivery!!

OP,
Very glad to hear your DP is doing well...your family certainly deserves to have as much fun as possible with Xmas daftness

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Somewhere in the Facebook Tat thread, someone posted a picture of a sparkly beer bottle and glass.

The creator had painstakingly stencilled the word 'knobhead' onto the bottle.

The poster opined it would be 'the perfect gift for Uncle Knobhead', but I think it would probably delight your sister equally.

Go to your local charity shop. There's tons of whacky fun stuff

So as a very non religious family I have this. But that looks seat cover is tempting !