All year, DS (7) has wanted a magic wand. He has been running around shouting "Expelliarmus!" with chopsticks, bits of twig, etc. "Magic wand" was his automatic answer to any question about what he wants for Christmas.
So I bought him a fabby magic wand for Christmas, about 3 weeks ago. It's all wrapped up, ready to go under the tree from Santa.
And I happened to buy the Pirates of the Caribbean (first one) DVD as a treat.
This morning he announces "I don't like Harry Potter any more, I hope Santa doesn't bring me a wand for Christmas, I want a sword like Captain Jack's".
Dammit dammit dammit.