Argh no where near ready for guests anyone else?!!

[MaybeAnOverthinker]

I need to tidy up, sort the spare room, get the food ready for dinner tonight (Buffet for 10) and do a cinema run (I'm just the taxi - no time for the actual film!)
Please tell me it's not just me panicking!!

I'm just hanging up wet washing singing, "let it go" from frozen to myself. Every year I think I'll be more organised.
Nobody else will notice the cobwebs

Dd has leggings she needs to wear in 30mins wet in the machine. I'm hoping I can throw them in the tumble dryer and they'll be dry!

Well, they are coming in ten minutes time, so it's too late for me now.

They will have to take me and the house as they find us. I'm sure no one cares anyway.

Mine just text; they'll be here 2 hours earlier and I've just somehow offered them dinner I don't have emergency pizza will have to do

We've had our big Christmas meal today.

Guests have left, washing up is done and I'm in pyjamas.

I'll pour myself a drink next time I can be arsed to get up from the sofa...