Unfortunate tinsel...

[TheSpectreOfMorningtonCrescent]

And other unintentionally rude/funny decorations.
So bought some cheap tinsel for my office, decorated my door. Stood admiring its tackiness with friend, then realised. I have had a stream of teachers coming to snurk. Expect 6th form tomorrow.

Yeah, 'interesting' berries you've got there

Can you snip them all off before tomorrow?

I've been putting this up in our house today. I can't not see it now

It's nowhere in sight of kids, thankfully.