Quick, help! How do I make party invites on computer?

[suedonim]

Can someone give me a quick tutorial on how to make some Christmas party invites on the computer? I've got to do them tonight! (forgot we wer ehaving a party I've downloaded some clipart but I've no idea how to use it.

pc or mac?

what programme you using?

PC and Microsoft. Thanks for replying!

Do you have publisher as part of that Microsoft package suedonim

Publisher 2003

Fire it up
Go into Publications for Print
Select Greetings Cards
Select Holiday
You will see a choice of templates on the screen in thumbnail format
Click once on one and it will open for editing
(EG you can change monstrous trite greetings to something more chairwomanly, or insert a photo on the inside front cover)
How's that for starters...

Blummin' ' eck, dh says we're invited out to dinner tonight so have to go and wash skanky hair now. I'll be doing the invites at midnight in an alcoholic haze, I just know.

Duh, PARTY invites...
Sorry, you want Invitation Cards instead of Greetings Cards but same principles apply

Brilliant, thank you so much, Marina! I've also spotted Hanukka and Ramadan cards which will come in handy for my dils and their families. A whole new world has been opened up to me, lol!

I think Publisher is way better experienced plastered, personally. Your invites will have that certain originality if you are completely off your face

Lol, I hope to be well-oiled as dh's company are paying. But I still haven't washed my hair.... Btw, I worked out the invite bit all by myself - I must be learning, hehe.

I bet it is harder out there to guarantee fresh hot water on demand than a plentiful supply of expat booze suedonim...

You're right! Of course, we only drink because alcohol kills off all the germs.