The unusual gift request thread

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There are always 'interesting' requests aren't there so I thought I'd kick off....
DD1 (9yrs) wants a large jar of mayonnaise with a spoon for Christmas . A friend owns a catering business and says she'll let me have an empty one when she's done but I was thinking about filling it up with silly things - any thoughts? apart from actual Mayo of course.
And please share equally weird requests to make me feel better

My dds both want (and will probably get) a jar of marshmallow fluff in their stockings.

scrappy how about any of these to go in the jar?? or maybe this t shirt?

Apparently you can also buy hair mayonnaise

and I found this mini mayo that might be fun alongside the giant one

Ooh marshmallow fluff is LOVELY!!

We did marshmallow fluff last year. I didn't think it was that weird!

Marshmallow fluff is in B&M now! Only about £1.49, I thought that was a good price. They do a whole host of American sweets now, good for stocking fillers.

You can buy it all year round but I only allow it at Xmas

Dd10 wants a whole watermelon.

My oldest once asked Father Christmas for a "tiny little teddy, no bigger than my baby small". She was 3 at the time. Have you any idea how hard it is to find minute teddy bears? In the end I resorted to buying one of those over-priced tatty teddy gift cards you find next to the till in card shops, and ripping it off the card.

DD4 wants a unicorn.....a real one

What is marshmallow fluff?