Right who's inviting me over for Christmas then?

[ShowOfBloodyAndSeveredHands]

DH is working 7am-7pm Christmas day. I will be 20wks pg with our first, I cannot drive and my family is miles away.

I am clean, very festive and can change nappies. I will bring a ham and can wash up.

Honestly I take up very little room and while I may fall asleep and drool after dinner, I have very few antisocial habits.

Anybody?

You can come ot ours if you can put up with a 3yr old who will behave like a child possessed, a 12mth old who will be pulling over a tree , a nearly 9mths pg lady who will be refusing to cook anything[me] and Dh stropping about

Written word is binding in the land of MN.

I'll be there early enough to do the cooking, how's that Nemo?

How stroppy is DH because I think two pg women could out-strop him very easily?

pmsl going by today very stroppy..however afore mentioned three year old should be able ot keep him busy with assembling things.

You can come here if you want to return the gesture on Boxing day

you can come here but please don't bring the ham - it will give me a good excuse not to go my Mum's

I could tour round the country couldn't I? A bit like a low-budget, slightly disappointing Father Christmas. How many dinners could I feasibly manage?

Well you could come to mine, but you would obviously need to make your own way to Scotland! PMSL at Nemo's DH with 2 pg women in the house

Ooh Scotland. That gives you the edge saltire. Whereabouts are you? I lurve Scotland (in fact if DH wasn't at work we'd spend Christmas up there together).

I'm in fife, near st Andrews. You could come up for New year! We do it well in Scotland

My birthday is New Year's Eve. Should imagine it would be pretty fab up in Scotland.

Ooo, I'll come too i'll join the grand tour of mn land!