Just once (okay at least once) I'd like to spend Christmas in a huge self catering rural house where I could guarentee snow (ideally in Yorkshire, but not sure if the snow would be a 100% surity. Has to be in the UK though)
Bedroom+ensuite for all guests.
Mahoosive kitchen with at least 2 dishwashers and all the crockery and cooking things I need.
Waitrose delivery set up to be delivered and a veg box from some nice online delivery .
4x4 to take me out to the shops.
Log fires.
Selected TV shows
My teens to be non grumpy 
Oh, a couple of sensible horses for DD and I to potter about on.
Indoor pool.
Are you listening Lottery Ticket?