What are the stocking rules again?

[MamaPain]

Random Gift
Something to eat
Something to read
Something to....

I remember reading it on mn before. I posted a thread about adult stockings before but it didn't really go how I wanted so am going to try and meet these rules and pick little luxuries for each category.

I think it's something to eat, something to read, something you want and something you need at least that's what we do

And something you twitch? And something that makes a mess... Something impractical and noisy, something broken. We must have a fallible Father Christmas ;)

Something that makes loads of noise at 3'oclock in the morning...

Something you want
something you need
Something to eat and
Something to read

That's my version anyway for kids and adults alike

We do
Something to do
Something to read
Something to wear
Something to eat

We do the above but :
Something to read maybe a map of where you are going on your holidays.
Some stationary - comedy pens or except for my df who always gets some really dull ones...
Some shower gel, no idea why Santa in our house thinks everyone smells!
Weirdly my dm has got a comedy scrubbing brush, every year. She loves them....
Dh always get Lego!