NORAD! OFGS

[ItisEyeLeScrooge]

Dh, normally a sane and sensible man, has discovered NORAD's Santawatch thing. He has been obsessively following it all evening. I get frequent updates - like I give $€$#% That Santa's reached Azerbaijan.

And we can't put the dc's stockings in their rooms until NORAD shows Santa arrives in our town.

Give me strength!

I've gone to bed. Do the flaming stockings yourself.

I love tracking Santa with DS every year.

Yeah, tracking with the dc, fair enough. But on your own? At midnight?

That's funny, did he stay up and track him all the way home again?

I can't make the fecking app work since about 6 years ago.

It worked once. Now it won't.

It was a bit crap though even then.

I don't know - I was asleep!

But I had regular updates this morning, about how Santa had reached Alaska and so on.

The dc weren't interested, not once their stockings had been filled.

My brother is childless, 42 years old and on a beach holiday..... He was excitedly updating FB with Santas whereabouts most of yesterday