Hello Christmas topic. I've finally unhidden you.

[MardyBra]

Maryz would be proud.

Welllllllllllcome to the Dark Side

Did you know it's only 19 days to go?

Mwah ha ha ha ha

Surely you mean 19 sleeps, 70?

That's 19 nights for Amazon and John Lewis to deliver then.

I bought two litres of Disaronno today.

Have you tried Disaranno with a splash of brandy? Gives it a real kick.

I've only got lemonade!