The 'oh bollocks, where have I put it??' thread...

[normaleggy]

Just doing a few 1st December gifts and I cannot find the bloody Jolly sodding Christmas Postman book ANYWHERE!!

Where is it? Where?? WHERE???

I'm loving the 'Polish Man From Next Door' as a substitute for the missing elf...

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

I got ds some horrible history figures ages ago and have zero idea where they are :(

Hmm- its an idea bumbug [tchwink]

Depends what he gets up to with barbie in the dolls house!!
He is particularly Luffly- he comes and flicks my switch! (in the fuse box) when I can't reach :) doesn't speak much English though- I find that's best

Somewhere in my house is a personalised mug for DS. I usually find it during the summer hols. I can never find it at Christmas, or on his birthday. THREE years I've had this bl**dy mug!

myum bought me a talking comedy mirror for my 16th birthday, she found it the christmas after i turned 18 whilst hiding other presents

Haha! I'm right here with you all, I cannot find a spiderman electric toothbrush or the chocolate coins to go in tomorrows advent slot!

I lost a chuffing spongebob calendar yesterday. Just about tore the place apart looking for it (even in the attic!) and accusing my poor DH of nefarious calendar thievery. It was in the first place I looked but had Man-Looked the first time.

But while looking for it I found the missing Cluedo, Charades for Kids, a book and pack of Swizzels lip balms. Which were definitely lost thanks to my DH.

There is a Minion loose in my house somewhere.

Any suggestions??

The tickets for the panto, I'm pretty sure, arrived by post. I know I got confirmation email but seem to remember tats in post. Cannot find them anywhere.

Dd first panto, and one I was really looking forward to.

so far ive lost the snowmen marshmallows, DD2's stocking fillers and dd1's few of stocking fillers.

Where would DD's Christmas Pyjamas be? Not the Christmas Eve ones, the other ones? Apparently the answer is not "with DS's Christmas pyjamas".

Bless her, she was very good about it at bedtime. Oops, bad mummy!

I can't find the sack I spent over a month lovingly sewing my ds's name onto and making from patchwork christmas fabric, after all that work I wish I had stuck with a plastic bagone from Wilko's.

I am currently hunting for

-2 packs of felt tip pens
-aquabots
-a pack of Furby knickers

I know The first 2 are here somewhere, but I have a feeling the knickers were missed off my Tesco order as I don't remember ever seeing them let alone hiding them anywhere going to check the delivery slip.

Turns out the minion wasn't lost after all as it's just been delivered!

I can't find the beautiful felt nativity advent calendar that I bought for DS last year. Thankfully he has been given three other advent calendars this year so the pressure is off, here's hoping for next year!

I also cannot find the large box full of hamper food bought for DH to make up for the fact that he can't drink this Christmas in case we have any problems with our planned home birth and he has to drive to the hospital...really had better find that one!

I have lost a 6 pack of yankee candle votives and a perfume... both of which are for my sister, and my parents are coming on sunday to collect the family presents before Christmas. The pressure is on, the house is ransacked, and the bloody things are nowhere to be seen...