Something like [[http://www.etsy.com/listing/117540673/personalized-knitted-christmas-stockings?ref=sr_gallery_2&sref=sr_d054fc514136e29b8ad6c22b59405f1cc1774168f649bf8d96f6c0d4ded07a5d_1381049268_14264019_christmas_stocking&ga_search_query=christmas+stocking&ga_order=most_relevant&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_ship_to=ZZ&ga_search_type=all this]] but from a uk seller? All I get is knitting patterns and anyone who knows me knows this is ^not^ an option. I can't knit to a standard, nor do I know anyone who can.