Ridiculously tacky christmas lights

[joanbyers]

Anybody got any?

I tried to get a Ferris Wheel once, but it was an ebay scam and never arrived.

Bought an LED Penguin last year.

I wonder if you need planning permission to have something like this outside 365 days a year?

www.festive-lights.com/commercial-lights/3m-led-orange-palm-tree.html

Oh my eyes, my eyes!

That. Is. Amazing!!!!

I'm not BU to want one in the garden, am I?

This one is nice too: www.festive-lights.com/commercial-lights/large-led-crystal-snowman-with-shovel.html. Would worry about it getting nicked though.

I could spend a fortune on that website! if I had a fortune

We have polar bears and reindeers in the front garden at Christmas - they even nod occasionally if they're not stuck