Worst present

[Mikela]

I got bought a Slendertone exercise belt one Xmas totally out of the blue. Very upsetting. And last year an aunt bought me a silver plated tooth pick holder with tooth picks. Some people have no idea!!

size 18 jacket which smelled a bit iffy I am a size 10 was the last year we exchanged presents with SIL n BIL I was fuming she had obviously regifted or grabbed it off a rail from somewhere

A picture of me and DH on our wedding day. I have to say it was a very very good picture of him and the worst of me! I'm not that bad looking but my eyes look cross-eyed on it and I have this awful sideways tilted mouth that looks like I'm dribbling!!! Urgh!!!

I guess HIS mum just looked at her son on that photo ...

It hasn't been put up and is currently stuffed in a draw

It still makes me shudder and wonder why I haven't thrown it away!

An exp gave me a ball of shit wool for my last birthday, and a bag of haribo sweets. He wasn't short of money so wasn't that. Even if he had have been and had made something I would have been overjoyed! He'd obviously forgotten and set out to find something on his way through town from work.
Gutted....I bought him a new phone for christmas two months before, quite inexpensive but he wanted/needed a new one. I bought him a multipack of tic tacs for his birthday (just after mine) though so got my revenge

I'd love a Slendertone belt OP! Much easier than sit-ups

Probably any gift I've from paternal uncle and aunt would be a contestant for the "worst present" title.

that is why he is an EX then

My friend once gave me a trinket box with a dodgy hinge for my birthday once

My mil bought me several bottles of vag wash for christmas one year.

My mil bought me several bottles of vag wash for christmas one year.

no way who makes the wash ?I got a bath set one year from my auntie from the makers apparently it balanced PH or 'something' I was 15

Avon. I was so unimpressed! But she seemed to buy some for all the women in the family that year so it took the sting out a bit, think she'd gone a bit crazy with the catalogue, but honestly who does that???

The vag wash gift is hilarious!!!!

I was given a clam baker once. I don't eat shellfish... Oh and I was 15 at the time!

There is already a worst present thread on this page.
And that one isn't AIBU either.