Any festive funnies or friday night banter?

[LadyGolden]

Distract me... I've watched shrek on loop for 3 hours my DS won't sleep unless its on in the background! weeps

Hmmm, 2 years ago after we had Christmas dinner, my father left the turkey on the table. Their Alsation pulled it off and ate it. Realising this while he was napping I picked up the scraps off the floor and made his usual sandwich that very evening. He still doesn't know.