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<warning, swearing involved>....bastard mice

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psychomum5 · 30/11/2010 14:30

have fucking had my fucking xmas decorations.

cunting wanking bastard things.

I fire death rays upon them

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bintofbohemia · 30/11/2010 16:28

Sympthies, they are annoying little feckers. We had a mouse living in our boxroom until we poisoned it. I'm assuming they've eaten some of the crap in the boxroom but not discovered what yet. Moving house next week so no doubt all will become clear.

I think ours had the decency to die outside though.

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BudaisintheZONE · 30/11/2010 16:34

Hello psycho! Long time no see!

Sorry about your decs. Bastarding mices. But yes, think of all the new ones you can buy. Ikea have some nice ones this year if you are near one.

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purplefish · 30/11/2010 16:36

Squeak Grin

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twirlymum · 30/11/2010 16:50

We found one frozen to death in the compost bin today. That's one less.

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psychomum5 · 30/11/2010 19:53

major disaster now...


just went to fill the fabric advent calendars....

mice have had them, and the santa sacks, and the stockings

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BudaisintheZONE · 30/11/2010 20:57

Oh no. Psyco that's terrible. I would sob too.

Actually that's not quite true. I would shout and rant and throw things around and then sob.

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psychomum5 · 30/11/2010 21:06

I need one of your wonderful hugs.

the family is less than caring of my plight.

damn them, you would think they too would be upset, bearing in mind this means no advents for themHmmAngry!!

I will enjoy them all to myself:o (well, bar the choc, I will give that to the mice, filled with poison!!!)

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BudaisintheZONE · 30/11/2010 21:29

Sending a big squishy hug your way!!

Families eh??? You go to so much trouble for them and invest so much time and emotion and do they care? Sod them and eat the chocs yourself!

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psychomum5 · 30/11/2010 21:39


nah, the choc might end me up in hospital (has milk in).

actually, I need a break, I will eat the choc Wink

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BudaisintheZONE · 01/12/2010 08:46

Yes. Eating choc not a good idea if it will make you that sick. Poor you! Hope you are feeling a bit happier this morning and that the mices are deaded.

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bisybackson · 01/12/2010 08:54

We had mice. They used to come up from under the floor by the radiator pipes and run accross the living room floor . So we put 2 traps behind the sofa (one at each end of the radiator) and within half an hour we had 4 dead mice. Most satisfying Grin

Hope your mice are well and truly dead by now too.

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celebmum · 01/12/2010 08:56

My mum came home from work one year to find her xmas tree wiggling about..... upon closer inspection she spotted a little mouse in the tree eating the tree chocolates!!! turns out that when she had her new sofa delivered (just in time for christmas!) it had arrived complete with family of mice!!! Grin Grin


i also had fabric advent calenders, stocking and decorations nibbled at by the pesky little buggers a few xmas's ago... wrapped everything up triple tight in paper and in bags last yr tho, and put poision (blush] in the loft too to protect my trimmings!!

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psychomum5 · 01/12/2010 23:15

they truly are bastards, altho lol about the twitching tree:o. well, sort of lol, I would not have been so happy had that been me!


altho advents are now all sorted, I did have nasty shock when I got out the table linen ready to put onto wash, and found that eaten too, especially as my table cloth was new last year, for £25!!

roll on next year when I can look back and grimace laughWink

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melezka · 01/12/2010 23:22

Once my cat ate some of that loose tinsel that looks like long strands of shiny hair. I had to pull one end of it out of his arse the next day. The look on his face...

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psychomum5 · 01/12/2010 23:25


and :o
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melezka · 01/12/2010 23:38
Grin
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