HELP!! My child is addicted to pearl barley??!!

[megamum19]

What the title says - I am at a loss here. Really struggling with a cure here.

Perhaps don't buy it for a while?

So am I. It's delicious. Kids adore it too.

It's more serious than that actually Pagwatch.

Untreated pearl barley addiction is well known to lead to effects very similar to methadone and sometimes the ague.

how frightful for you all. Can you wean them onto Quinoa?

Googled. I am such a knob.

Does one end up stealing to feed the habit?
[alarmed]

Did you google pearl barley
Or did you google I am such a knob

Seems like the perfect place to remind everyone of Slubber's classic pearl barley thread. Might even give the OP some ideas...

Euwww.
3rd result was about knob cheese

Cheese and pearl barley knob burger.