Just finished working with a mumsnetter and her family from hell

[PPHsNanny]

What a relief! She was a princess and had a very small head, almost pea like!
I'm off out of this country, can't risk bumping into her or her godforsaken family again!

Oh that's nothing PPHsNanny, I know a Woman who insists her 5yr still has all her food liquidised!!!

Young lady, you should be grateful to the pincess for the excellent training you have received in the proper way for a household employee to behave. You can now get a job as an 'English' nanny with a rich Hollywood star/moghul and get paid enough to retire at 40.

Bran...Don't be so sure, those Nannies don't earn as much as people think they do!

I was offered 2 very famous positions, the money wasn't anything to shout about!

I hope she didn't make you muck out the stalls of sweaty, smelly equine creatures.

Send her a pair of Crocs as a going away present.