LOL!
walking back from dd's school with dd walking and both mindees in double buggy, we are about to cross the road joining mine and as were learing road safety, we stop look listen etc...yellow van going up road, not turning, so i let the girls know and we go to cross...
van then swerves in, inches from us in middle of road and i jump backwards with girls...
i shout to driver, "try using your indicater and you breaks"!..he pulls over and says "wot"?!!..i repeated myself and he said "well i was about to ask you something"(obv a delivery guy whos lost and who cant drive!)..so i say(are you still with me).."im not about to stand in middle of riad with threee toddlers to give you direction"..and go to walk off....He then reverses back and shouts to me...TROLLOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me.. i calmly walk back a bit, and say, i beg your [ardon?..and he repeated *"i said you're a trollop..three kids..all what?..under 5?..i said youre a trollop"!!!..me, i wlk up to his window and say very calmly and smugly, try 'CHILDMINDER' you fool..and walked away...you could hear his mate in van peeing himself laughing and yellow van man(only about my age so not old and hardend) done wheel spins storming off..so funny i had to ring dp too