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MILLS AND BOON EPIC

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happybiggirl · 20/11/2006 20:10

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corrina28 · 20/11/2006 21:14

bald patch

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corrina28 · 20/11/2006 21:14

bald patch

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doyouwantfrieswiththat · 20/11/2006 21:20

as he strode masterfully towards the nappy bucket

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corrina28 · 20/11/2006 21:26

"oh my god that was a stinky one" he announced

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doyouwantfrieswiththat · 20/11/2006 22:24

running his sinewy hand through his (remaining strands) of jet black hair. "Bugger, should have washed that," he pondered manfully..

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Twoandabump · 20/11/2006 22:25

Must remember to get some more "no more nits for men" before Eliza comes

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doyouwantfrieswiththat · 20/11/2006 22:31

yes mustn't have any nits for feisty, flame-haired, fertile Eliza he mused, she was most unamused when I gave her crabs.

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Twoandabump · 20/11/2006 22:32

For tea, as she doesn't like an sort of strange animals.........

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doyouwantfrieswiththat · 20/11/2006 22:35

apart from me. Suddenly there was a sharp rapping at the catflap..

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Twoandabump · 20/11/2006 22:47

"It's that damn wind rattling my flaps again" he though as he...........

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doyouwantfrieswiththat · 20/11/2006 23:06

adjusted his cummerbund. damn those vegetable legumes, damn them to hell. Eliza's dulcet tones wafted over to him...

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Twoandabump · 21/11/2006 13:20

"Bernard! Is that your flap rattling again? I can hear it coming up the driveway"

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yeahbutnobut · 21/11/2006 18:46

darling you know my flaps only rattle for you he husked ...huskily

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happybiggirl · 21/11/2006 18:47

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Twoandabump · 21/11/2006 19:46

Is that tea tree I small darling..........

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yeahbutnobut · 21/11/2006 20:29

there's nothing small about my teatree he rasped..

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happybiggirl · 21/11/2006 20:29

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yeahbutnobut · 21/11/2006 20:35

meaning, and tossed back another gin. Shall we..

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happybiggirl · 21/11/2006 20:41

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yeahbutnobut · 21/11/2006 20:45

"...looks like they could do with a good scrubbing," she slurred,"and if there's one thing I know how to do..

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happybiggirl · 21/11/2006 20:46

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yeahbutnobut · 21/11/2006 20:47

"No!No! She cried, I'm in the middle of a cracking thread on mumsnet..."

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happybiggirl · 21/11/2006 20:49

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yeahbutnobut · 21/11/2006 21:11

"It's too late Brian," she whispered mournfully "I've already seen the anal sex threads and I know there's more to life than this..."

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doyouwantfrieswiththat · 22/11/2006 08:53

"Who's Brian?" demanded Bernard!

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