Funny/Awkward things children say!

[NTMummy059]

I'm a nanny of two sisters.. One is 2 and a half, the other is 12 months.
So i was changing the little ones nappy and the older one was pretty interested. She commented on her sisters bottom and then suddenly said "my daddy has a funny bottom - like a tail" !!! I could not stop laughing and she didn't know why! (immature i know but i found it funny) :)
Any other awkward/funny things little ones have said to you? :)

Me: Did you have a nice weekend?
DC: Yes, mummy's got a hairy bottom.......and hairy elbows
Me:

and on the bus to everyone who got on 'I like your grey hair', 'I like your yellow teeth', 'I like your big tummy', 'I like your crinkles' . We just walk everywhere now!

My son once said, when asked how big something was, "about as big as those scruffy bits at the top of daddy's legs". He also once said when I told my little girl to get her pants on "She doesn't really need pants. She doesn't even have a winkie to stop flapping about." So now you know what pants are for!

Haha.. Love how innocently they come out with these random things! :)