Inappropriate musings- do porn stars have easier births!?

[Thandeka]

Was musing last night my episiostomy scar and how it looks. I am not at all bothered by it (plus am not in habit of flashing my fanjo to all and sundry- and unless you remove all the hair you can't really see it)- but then that got me thinking about porn stars and have never seen a porn star with an epi scar, and that then lead onto the thought I wonder if Porn Stars have easier births because their fanjos are stretched by obscenely enormous penises and sometimes 2 at a time! I mean they probably wouldn't need to bother with an "epi-no" would they!?

Sorry but just had to ask this question on mumsnet because it amused me. Anyone know a porn star we could ask!?

I could ask the one at DS's school? Although it is the husband that is the bigger star apparently.

(Have never spoken to the one at DS's school and do not intend to start with questions like this!! )

ooooooh Buda- how on earth did you find out- through watching something they are in or did their DC tell your DS or does your Son go to school with the kid from outnumbered with the daft name - tyger drew honey- as his parents are stars!

Worringly when pregnant and googling I found a niche of "pregnancy porn"- yuk yuk yuk- so there is a market for it- but yes I suppose a lot won't have kids!

It is common knowledge at school. They have one child who is older than mine.

Late one night after a girls night out when he had been subject of conversation i googled him when I came home (as you do!). Enlightening to say the least. Of course who was first dad I saw at school next (hungover) morning???

I'd imagine most have their children after their career has ended. And the rest have enough money for re-constructive fanjo surgery

But since it actually your cervix that causes the most pain when it stretches and porn stars don't have a habit of sticking things up there, it probably hurts just as much.

Speaking of habits - do you make a habit of examining the fanjos of porn stars???

I've often wondered about this too... I've also never seen anything but perfect fanjos and pereniums on porn stars (and since becoming obsessed with my own tear scar must admit to 'checking' out others). I think any career as a porn star myself is out unless I get some reconstructive surgery

Out of interest Thandeka what does your scar look like...

I work in sexual health- I make it a point of examining porn star fanjo as career development.

(DM readers- I AM JOKING!)

Am quite impressed with my scar actually- my skin has a tendency to keloid scar so I was expecting a big thick ropey thing. I remember as I was being stitched up after a horrific birth saying snootily to the Dr "ok so my birth plan went to pot but the one thing on my plan I wanted was your very best sewer on the job as my skin tends to keloid scar", the Doctor just looked at me- and went "well you have got me" and carried on stitching. Ooops I didn't realise she was going to do it . Hahah. She did a good job though!

Am too scared to ever get a bikini wax again though!