Does it really hurt or are you all just soft?

[Rhubarb]

they're all pussies.

I was re-roofing my house an hour post birth.

gets popcorn out.

fecker

puffs

I was doing my weekly shop whilst crowning!

Mine just felt like I'd slightly broke wind

I am a pussy.

I sneezed & out he came. Don't know what all the fuss is about.

snigger

it smarts a bit!

my fifth walked out.

No worse then having a tooth out imo .

I had an aspirin for the pain.

then decided that I was being a bit too wussy so I let the effects wear off before doing the pushing bit.

wrong end, Imnotok.

aspirin??

you utter wuss

Oh ok no worse than a bikini wax imo .
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I don't know what the fuss is about. YOu modern mothers clearly don't smoke enough.

I'm sure if it does start to sting a bit, a good slug of voddie and coke will sort you out

oh no, gin is the medicine of choice for me

Yes, and remember to save some of the vodka to put in the bottle, to make sure you get a good night's sleep and that baby doesn't get into bad habits like waking up.

Barely noticed

like falling off a log

I had a fruit shoot anesthetic - the artificial sweetener in it worked wonders!