I'm big and tired and help me convince DP to do it!

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He's not having any of it, he has been fine having sex up until now but at 39+6 he has said he is just not comfortable with it

My favourite midwife goes away on holiday in a few days and I want this baby out NOW

What can I say to convince him? Come on help me out

Well, don't know if you want to hear it but an 'oral application' of semen is just as good as full sex...so offer a blow job!

(Plus you can always jump him while he is 'distracted' )

Tell him it is going to be his last chance for at least 6 months?

Start crying? Usually helps to get your own way

Is the oral thing true then? If so that really suits me better anyway, I can hardly walk let alone anything else

Tried the crying thing, he just said ah don't worry it wont be long now

I will inform him of the impending sex ban

gees!!
couldnt kepp dh off me! lol

when i said i wanted another baby he said:

'great! then i can again with a big belly!! mmmmm.....' (homer stylee)

god really????

I think the midwife freaked him out by explaining how far down the babies head was, he physically blanched

he really likes me preggers!

i read it is something about caveman instincts and being really fertile looking!

cant believe i am typing this but i am a bit woozy and kids are in bed! lol

where abouts are you?!??

i'm going to lock the doors

he got my into this shape he can damn well get me out of it

did you pass your driving test more to the point???

lulu, no I didn't but I love walking anyway so not that bothered

just asked again, tis a resounding no

I am testiment to the fact that a baby will come when good and ready I have tried

Clary Sage Massage

Nipple stim

Walking everywhere

Strong meditations/visuals

He is too comfy

you know, a DIY orgasm can help

or just have an early night good nights sleep won;t hurt

apparently the stomach processes the semen more effectively to ripen things along - believe me i researched this on the internet and couldn't believe it, it's definitely a mans world! (i delivered at term +11 - hubby was a happy man, "helping" me to try and speed things up this way!)

'Sex, but especially oral sex - the 'natural' (and gentle) prostaglandins in semen are absorbed more effectively through the gut than through the cervix... if you can face it! (more on this below!)'

I didn't imagine it!

Hope you managed to come to an 'arrangement' last night....my DH is the same as ladyoftheflowers...it's a PITA cos I am so knackered I just want to sleep!

'Tis completely true about oral prostaglandins (?sp) - found this out the other day and dh has been trying to persuade me into it ever since .
Not a chance - I don't think I'll ever be THAT desperate!

Never managed to persuade dp to help me out.... ;-(

Anyhow, try not to stress too much about getting labour going, you don't want to have to many niggly contractions that tail off again cos baby's not ready yet. And then mw will have gone and you're still waiting.... Relax and chill and baby will more likely then decide to arrive.

Keep well rested, watered and fed with plenty of walking and activity to encourage baby down!

Stay strong