Ban Births!

[AtYourCervix]

My uncle's friend's dog tells me that most children are noisy, smelly and often grubby. Babies shriek and puke. Toddlers throw stuff, Children are demanding and expensive and Teenagers are just vile in too many ways to list.

Because of this I suggest birth should be banned.

Who's with me?

Absolutely! Back to the stork deliveries we go.

that thread is by a journalist, no?

Absolutely, can't we incubate them til they are eighteen??

I'm there - very good idea. Would make my life alot quieter!

i'm thinking that Brave New World chap had the right idea - grow new humans in vats, educate them in camps and only when they are civilised release them into the general populous.