zandra rhodes and camping?

[BariatricObama]

i thought the whole wacky wellies thing was over

it looks hideous.

no one interested? slubber? anyone?

Revolting. There aren't nearly enough guys on that tent either. One puff of wind and it would be flipping over and tumbling across the site.

(tis Slubber btw - I've given up mn for Lent, apart from dogs and camping)

Do those wellies match the coat, that matches the sleeping bag that matches the chair which matches the tent?

There are many level of wrongness, I'm not sure which feature is the most wrong. The coat is pretty bad.

Millets...I'm v disappointed in you.

whoo hoo! slubber (big kisses) can't remember what i was called last summer will go and check. i was eleanora bunting cupcake until recently

have you been organising your tupperware in readiness for the season?

Its a children's playtent isn't it? Please say it is......noooooooooo!

i was chevre

it is fairly big for a play tent. i think millets are trying to muscle in on the whole cath kidston bell tent grove but have overshot by a fairly tasteless mile

I thought it might have been you Bariatric (sensible, sturdy kisses back)

nope, no tupperware arranging yet. I have been looking at campsite reviews though, and laughing at the new Outwell advert. Have you see it yet?

Battery - I fear it is for zany grownups.

[slaps slubber firmly on the back and rubs away tear with back of hand]

link to new advert please?

and there is NO place for zanieness on a decent campsite

love the soft porn tent add.

Enjoy

There also seems to be some sort of windbreak affair with holes in, through which small children can throw balls and the like.

I tell you, Sir Edmund would NOT approve.

oh sorry, tardy with my link.

Isn't it fab? I love the music too. Where do they come up with such fantastical ideas?

I tell you fleece and stout shoes sell mr outwell, much more than a flimsy white dress and plastic wine glasses.

oh dear, I'm in a telling you kind of funk

and her extraordinary matching face and buoyancy aid

Does that life jacket have built in tits?

no hang on, it's justthe shot when she is getting out of the canoe

maybe there is extra buoyancy for the tits

Are you still coveting the white linen dress?

nope still can't see us camping a la canoe..

do tits naturally sink or float, if they were somehow unattached from the rest of the body?

You know, maybe let's not think about that. It's all getting a bit CSI on that Outwell group of healthy looking young adults with their bbq.

Hiya Lucy,

I do kind of look whisfully at those ads. Maybe somewhere in the world (ie not in North wales in the pissy rain) camping trips really are like that, in a white dress that remains unstained by mud and bolognese sauce.

it didn't look fun at all. they weren't pissed and wearing ALL the clothes they brought and several rugs