Do you all get sick of people posting 'Which tent should I get' and questions of that ilk...

[Bleatblurt]

...or is it OK for a newbie to ask that for the trillionth time?

I do know which tent I want but I do have other newbie questions but I don't want people sitting on their fingers to stop themselves typing 'USE THE SEARCH FUNCTION YOU LAZY COW!!'

No because I quite like helping people.

use the search function you lazy cow

No really...what's the question..come on spit it out

No I love tent porn

fnaaar

bring it on

As a non camper I don't mind 'which tent' but

'Super-family-rural-urban-pavilion vs Rugged-outdoors-grass-merry-camper-canopy - come advise me' makes me feel very inadequate!

Unless you are a glamper and then you get slated

What's a glamper? It sounds rude.

Oh I have really vague newbie questions like what are the essentials, what are the typical newbie mistakes I should avoid, what are the best sites to buy from?

Though if you have a super camper secret tip then you could also pass them onto me.