Fancy camping for DH who "needs" own loo!!!!

[hillbilly]

I know it's ridiculous but he says he won't camp unless he has his own loo. So does anyone have any suggestions? I already have a brochure for Featherdown Farm which looks nice.

Mobile home?

You're in teh tent, he's in a static.

Isn't that what he means?

Get him a porta potty and his own toilet tent. Then he can wave to people as he wanders in there with his newspaper.

Get him a nice old chamber pot

I have every sympathy with him. This is why I don't camp. Communal facilties - shudder!

get him one of these!

www.firebox.com/product/2351/Shit-Box

I've heard very good things about Featherdown farms, but I think it's quite expensive and the thing about camping is that you can go just for a weekend a few times a year. In theory....

Wow everyone is on the ball!!!!!

Love the Firebox chimchar.

Not only does he want his own loo but also won't be doing with the chemical type - only a flush loo will do!!

Looks like I will be camping with my pals and all the kids eh

Honestly - men! (Katisha you and he could be good friends I feel!!)

Good point pointydog - then everyone is happy!

Blimey. I'd send him out behind the bushes with a spade and a bog roll. Can't get fresher and cleaner than that!

PS Is he always that high maintenance??

Hmmm. While he's working DH always saves it up till he's home so that he can hog the damn thing for ages and leave his own personal stink in his 'own loo' And when we got home from our holiday he couldn't wait to take the paper in to the loo with him. I want to build his own loo in the garden. What is it with men and loos?

pmsl, tell him to get over it! honestly
or go by yo9urself. and tell him he's a wuss!

There is no getting over some things.
And communal camping loos and eurgh washblocks are two of them.

nighbynight - it's just the loo thing he is high maintenence with. He says he can sleep anywhere, field, tent, boat whatever but just needs his own loo. Hilarious I know.

We have missed out on a couple of camping trips this year because of it but I have decided that next year it is going to happen, not least for the sake of our dc's who will be 5 and 2 and I know they will love it.

So my angle from now will be about the kids missing out etc and I think I can bring him around.

OrmIrian - DH is just like that. Fortunately he has his own business and the office is only 10 mins away so he comes home is he needs a poo. Can't believe it myself sometimes!!

Aaaaah, you'll be able to pick your tent out in the field of tents. It'll be the one with the Portaloo parked next to it.

Yes won't we look like a bunch of idiots!

this site has pitches where yopu can hire a private bathroom (BIL has colitis, I know these things)

People will be jealous, and make jokes about how it could be an en suite bathroom if you parked it closer and cut a hole in the tent.

peachy, that camp site looks brilliant.

It was last time we went, and apparently the new owners have spent loads since.

Thanks Peachy - that looks great. In fact we have just come back from a weekeend very near there and it is such beautiful countryside. Not camping of course

The area is pretty much where I grew up so know it very well, and its great for a break isn't it?

we've stayed here but in an apartment... the camping facilities look great, but it also has an onsite indoor pool/sauna/jacuzzi etc it also has a kids evening disco indoors...just incase the rain never stops!

its on the edge of the forest of dean..loads of lovely walks, sculpture trails etc..

great pubs close by too for sunday lunch!

Thanks chimchar that looks great.