I'm terribly sorry but if you where planning on camping this weekend you will have to cancel.

[Overmydeadbody]

You cannot go camping this weekend. Especially in the South. Please cancel your bookings and stay at home watching TV.

good luck sitting in traffic hehe

You will not enjoy sitting in traffic for hours

It will rain. Lots.

The loos will be dirty. The showers won't work.

You'll argue with your DP.

See?

Your only option is to cancel. I'm so sorry.

Yip. I've heard the same. Torrential rain for the south. Most campsites are already waterlogged and as for the midges...well, there just isn't enough skin so soft in the world...

Yep, torential rain. The kids will hate it. No point going.

Ha! We live here. Don't come, it's very boring and full of bumpkins who think you townies make our day whenever we sight one of you.

You'll hate it, it's full of dust and hayfever germs. And manure.

No, the torrential rain is going to cornwall, around the watergate bay area I beleive. You are not able to go there At All.

I might chance it though, and let you know if our new tent stood up to the awful weather, for scientific purposes, of course.

Jux don't worry, we are bumpkins too.

If we do venture out it will be purely for scientific purposes too, like the cat.

Ah, but you don't come from round 'ere. We have different hayfever germs.