I want to bung it in the garden and just leave it there so the kids can play in it over the summer and I can drink tea and knit and smugly survey the blytonesq scene unfurling before me.
I don't mind hosing it down from time to time but I don't want to have to put it up every day. And I don't want one of those landfill-in-training pop up tents.
Oh and CHEAP, must be CHEAP
And MUST look the part...