All I want is a campsite in Dorset that fulfills the following expectations:-
Is NOT on a hill/slope/near a cliff
Has a childrens play area and things to do with young children in the area
Has nice toilets and showers
Will accept a 3 night booking in August
Does not cost more than £35 a night
Will take a tent that measures more than 7x5 metres
Can I find one? Bollocks can I! Grrrrrr!! Does such a thing exist?