Signs that you've had Breast Feeding Thrust for toooooo long

[Wills]

1. You can burp in grapefruit flavour
2. You've actually developed a taste for probiotic powder mixed with ambrosia rice pudding
3. You Yakult
4. You know how to spell Acidophilus
5. You know the sugar content of all food stuffs and what you need to avoid
6. You've starting to thinking covering your nipples with a sticky gooey substance is a way of life rather than just your dh's fantasy.
7. You beg with your gp to consider alternative care for your serious chest infection despite gasping for air and feeling like absolute crap.
8. You have intimate knowledge of your baby's mouth
9. Your dh is seriously considering buying shares in Cannestan

Anything I've forgotton?

Ah yes,

10. You have researched all the online health food sites and where's the cheapest place to get your shopping bag's worth of goods from
11. You can out do your inlaws in terms of the number of pills and powders you're poping morn and night.

I stared at this for aaages before I figured out that you meant thrush!! I was wondering were you talking about some form of breast enhancements or summat!
My deepest sympathies, I remember the feeling well. One of the things I don't miss about having left my breastfeeding days behind.

Oh blast, my typing did go awry. Opps