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'Tonight Matthew, i'm going to be a dairy cow'!!!

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DelGirl · 01/06/2005 20:31

Thought i'd share this hilarious, if somewhat scary dream!

I had turned into a dairy cow, not literally, but in my dream I was expressing into a gallon bucket and my assets were reaching my knees. After i'd finished, all that was left were 2 bits of empty awful looking sausage skins. Please someone tell me this isn't going to happen? My assets don't defy gravity at the best of times

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toria77 · 01/06/2005 20:49

LOL LOL LOL LOL

toria77 · 01/06/2005 20:50

HOPE IT'S NOT A PREMONITION

hunkermunker · 01/06/2005 20:50

PMSL!

No, that won't happen, but it will feel like it sometimes

DelGirl · 01/06/2005 20:50

so do I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tipex · 01/06/2005 20:50

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highlander · 02/06/2005 01:09

PMSL!

throckenholt · 02/06/2005 08:44

I thought it was pregnancy rather than breastfeeding that affected how perky your breasts are

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