Strangest thing your toddler has asked you to breastfeed?

[FaintlyMacabre]

DS (16 months) has started to shove up my top present me with toys to breastfeed -bears, rabbits etc. Very sweet. Except yesterday I was handed this, and this morning, a piece of Duplo!

Has anyone else been given strange things to 'feed'?

A plastic lobster

DS has Dig Dig Digging too - I loathe it.

just had to drop in and say I am LOL reading this, made my afternoon
dd not reached this stage yet (nearly 1, where did that go), but I look forward to it!

I don't have to feed them (yet), but DD (13 months) now refuses to BF without her toy zebra in one hand and one of her ducklings in the other. Or sometimes a duckling in each hand.

Ouch at the lobster.

The zebra and ducklings sound very sweet. Sadly DS likes to feed clutching the opposite nipple. Probably similar to the lobster, actually.

DD feeds her own (dolls, bears) albeit on her belly button

In a similar vein.....

We have two lovely African statues on our verandah, about waisthigh, one man and one very obviously a woman. A regular visitor aged 2 always goes up to the woman and has a quick suckle, just to check and see what he might get out.

Lol at the book Faintlymacabre. He's giving you things he loves!