What are your funny experiences of bfing?

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My dad bought me some art materials for Christmas and I thought I might do some funny caricatures about bfing. For my own amusement you understand What have your funny experiences been? TIA

Wonderstuff - I walked around today(at home) thinking DD was latched and was commenting to Dh that her latch was very gentle today When I got upstairs to put her in her moses basket I discovered she was latched to the side of my boob and I had a huge lovebite - poor girl obviously sucked in hope that there would eventually be some lunch.

ds is now down to one brief feed a day, but still gets so excited that he tends to grab whichever pink bit appears first. have had my share of hickeys

When ds was about 2 he once insisted that I bf his feet .

My dd has recently learnt to say "cheers". She wants to clink glasses, toothbrushes, everything just so she can say it. The other day she grabbed both my boobs, clinked them together (well, no clink but you know what I mean) and said Cheers. We both laughed - it was very funny!

when ds was about 6 months my younger brother was having a hold of him and as he was chatting away to ds he suddenly called me 'quick, whats he doing?' and i laughed my head off as ds was actually trying to latch on to his boob area through a t-shirt!

oopsacoconut, I'm surprised that didn't hurt! When DS has missed the nip and sucked elsewhere on me, it hurts like blazes, plus instand hicky of course! Had a few of those... He's a bit better focused now, rarely misses

My parents got a standard poodle puppy a few days after DD (16 weeks and ex-bf) was born. I was having a cup of tea in their living room last week when the puppy (now quite big) bounded up to me, had a good long sniff at my right breast, and then licked my t-shirt over my nipple a couple of times and bounded off. I guess she's not been away from her mum for long and I smell like home to her