Ok, you can stop laughing now! I was going to shave my armpit and managed to brush the razor against my nipple on the way there.... It's only a little graze but still bled a bit.
But now it's making feeding DD really quite painful - and it stings for ages afterwards.
Not really expecting any words of assistance (I'm sure none of you are quite this clumsy ) but just had to say my boob is SORE!!