Was feeding DD2 when heard knock at door.
Opened (holding DD) to man from Scot Power with usual patter about price rise of my supplier, all your neighbours are switching to us yada yada.
Politely but firmly interrupted and told him I was too busy to discuss my power supply.
Closed door then realised right nork still swinging free of nursing bra and top hoiked up over it. DD, unfortunately, sitting on opposite hip.
No wonder the poor chap didn't put up much resistance!