Flashed my POSTMAN

[FIZZYTEDDY]

Breast feeding my beautiful little DS in the morning wearing only my knickers and a dressing gown. The doorbell rings and I jump outta my skin, take DS off my boob, set him down and frantically start covering up my boobs.

Didn’t realise that in my haste of covering the top portion of my body, that I had indeed loosened the gown around the bottom half of my body.

So there I was essentially standing in my knickers (you know those attractive saggy grey post-pregnancy/birth full briefs? Yes those ones) gown flapping at the sides - boobs covered though - receiving a parcel from my postman. Was only when I felt the breeze and looked down once I had closed the door that I realised.

So now my postman doesn’t look at me in the eye and I don’t look at him in the eye and the other day he made me jump (as you can tell I scare east) because he just set a parcel at the door (which was open as I was getting DS ready for the car) and I didn’t see him initially.

So my postman thinks I’m crazy now 🙃

I did this too…took DD off the boob but hadn’t attached the bra back up…pretty sure he got an eye full! I imagine they see all sorts. The embarrassment eased in time. It’s been 9 years now and I can look him in the eye again now.

I’ve never flashed but my dp ordered some bits for his dds Christmas presents
anyway,a few days later,he’d popped out and I was left at home
doorbell goes (this was about 9pm) and I thought it was him,having forgotten his keys (again)
opened the door,while draping myself up the doorframe and said ‘fancy that shag now lover boy?’
yep,it wasn’t him but the delivery guy couldn’t get away fast enough

When DD1 (21) was a few weeks old I answered the door to the poor postman with her still attached. She was a real pickle to latch on in the early days so when she was on she was on, I wouldn't do anything to change that or I'd be back to square one.
Fortunately his wife had recently had a baby so he was wonderfully understanding.