Breastfeeding Award Milestone Keyrings - what?!

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Is this a thing now? I've never heard of this before! Where's my award key ring? I feel cheated . . .

God I'm glad I didn't get any. They look bloody awful.

Do you get one for each child or is it a cumulative thing? Who thinks of these things?!

It doesn't say in the description, sadly. I wonder if it's an endurance event - a bronze, silver, gold tag depending on how long you continue feeding for? And maybe purple if you battle mastitis?

What a load of shit 😂

Red for cracked and bleeding nipples? White for cluster feeding? What colour for taking nipple in mouth and twisting head from side to side??

I think blue for that particular milestone, @Somethingsnappy

(Because that's the colour the air was when my little sweetheart performed that manoeuvre . . . )

Ha ha, perfect! I'd like the blue one, please!