surely some angst among sunday times readers today?

[Tutter]

several essays on breasts by various journo types

not a mention of their purpose

what like to stop your bra falling down?

or for keeping tummy/thighs/knees (delete as apprpriate) warm

I dont need a bra on under my wedding dress

that's only because your tits are around your knees

You're just jealous joking...